Nursery Rhyme Code Poem [JavaScript]

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(function()
{
    function BlindMouse() {}
    BlindMouse.prototype.tail = true;
    BlindMouse.prototype.run = function(after) {};
 
    function Mice(mouse1, mouse2, mouse3)
    {
        this.mice = [];
        this.mice.push(mouse1, mouse2, mouse3);
        this.declare = function()
        {
            return this.mice.length + ' Blind Mice';
        };
        this.run = function(after)
        {
            for(var j=0,k=this.mice.length;j<k ;j++) {
                this.mice[j].run(after);
            }
        };
        this.cutOff = function(prop, weapon)
        {
            for(var j=0,k=this.mice.length;j<k;j++) {
                this.mice[j][prop] = false;
            }
        };
    }
 
    var mice = new Mice(new BlindMouse(), new BlindMouse(), new BlindMouse());
    alert(mice.declare());
    alert(mice.declare());
 
    function seeHow(they, func)
    {
        they[func]();
    }
 
    seeHow(mice, 'run');
    seeHow(mice, 'run');
 
    var farmersWife = function()
    {
        var weapon = 'Carving Knife';
        return {
            cutOff: function(creatures, prop)
            {
                creatures.cutOff('tail', weapon);
            }
        }
    }();
 
    mice.run(farmersWife);
 
    farmersWife.cutOff(mice, 'tail');
 
    function haveYouSeen(obj, timeSpan)
    {
        return true;
    }
 
    if(haveYouSeen('Such a Thing', 'Your Life')) {
        alert('as ' + mice.declare() + '?');
    }
}());

The above code poem is released under the BSD license. To use in production environment without error, please enclose with a try-catch block. Obviously I’m kidding, don’t use this code. Not even for enterprise software.

This content originally appeared on Zach Leatherman and was authored by Zach Leatherman

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