Independent Science + Technology

Category: One Liners

I’m always tickled that the guy who wrote “Penny Lane” eventually hired a guitarist named Denny Laine

Post date November 6, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In Music, One Liners

A little spot where MagSafe charging would be a pleasant surprise.

Post date November 6, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In gadgets, One Liners

Allllll set for Election Day.

Post date November 4, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In One Liners, Personal

Today, may your inbox be zero and all the passwords you use be correct.

Post date October 7, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In email, One Liners

Click update, or become ONE OF US.

Post date October 3, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In One Liners, wordpress, Work

Pretty sure last time I heard “What’s Love Got to do With It” was in this same dentist office six months ago.

Post date September 18, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In One Liners

It’s Friday. I have my finger on the deployment button. 3… 2… 1… never mind, let’s wait til Monday.

Post date September 13, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In development, One Liners

“Frustration has many fathers.”

Post date September 10, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In books, One Liners

In the ✨future✨ we’ll tell of the days when AI conjured images of lewd farm activities.

Post date August 22, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In ai, One Liners

If the offense gets a ghost runner in extra innings, then the defense oughta get a ghost out.

Post date August 14, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In baseball, One Liners

The timing was just right for the whole family to be together at the top of the stairs to catch the sunset out the hallway window.

Post date August 12, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In family, One Liners

I’m a stir the pre-stirred yogurt sort of stirrer. Stirring’s a craft and no one stirs how I stir.

Post date August 1, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In One Liners, Personal

One of those neighborhood libraries in someone’s front yard, but for vinyl records.

Post date July 2, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In Music, One Liners

Scratch that — that was someone else’s wedding ring. Mine is still very much lost and will likely stay that way, so I’m considering a tattoo replacement.

Post date May 13, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In One Liners, Personal

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