Independent Science + Technology

Category: One Liners

I carved out the soundhole for an acoustic parlor guitar I’m making and now I have a pretty sweet coaster for my desk.

Post date January 22, 2025
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In hobbies, One Liners

“This monophonic microgroove recording is playable on monophonic and stereo phonographs. It cannot become obsolete. It will continue to be a source of outstanding sound reproduction, providing the finest monophonic performance from any phonograph.”

Post date January 14, 2025
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In Music, One Liners

I looked for a WordPress alternative to teach framework development next semester and landed on Astro. Wow, it’s a lot of fun and I can’t wait to do the lectures!

Post date December 20, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In development, One Liners

Our family broke down and got a stinkin’ puppy.

Post date November 26, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In One Liners, Personal

“About 1 second remaining” is the new beachball spinner.

Post date November 26, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In One Liners

You’re gonna wanna hang out at the next Smashing Hour… not for me but to watch my face melted off by Alex Russell while we chat.

Post date November 15, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In One Liners, smashing magazine, speaking, Work

I’m always tickled that the guy who wrote “Penny Lane” eventually hired a guitarist named Denny Laine

Post date November 6, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In Music, One Liners

A little spot where MagSafe charging would be a pleasant surprise.

Post date November 6, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In gadgets, One Liners

Allllll set for Election Day.

Post date November 4, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In One Liners, Personal

Today, may your inbox be zero and all the passwords you use be correct.

Post date October 7, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In email, One Liners

Click update, or become ONE OF US.

Post date October 3, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In One Liners, wordpress, Work

Pretty sure last time I heard “What’s Love Got to do With It” was in this same dentist office six months ago.

Post date September 18, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In One Liners

It’s Friday. I have my finger on the deployment button. 3… 2… 1… never mind, let’s wait til Monday.

Post date September 13, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In development, One Liners

“Frustration has many fathers.”

Post date September 10, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In books, One Liners

In the ✨future✨ we’ll tell of the days when AI conjured images of lewd farm activities.

Post date August 22, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In ai, One Liners

If the offense gets a ghost runner in extra innings, then the defense oughta get a ghost out.

Post date August 14, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In baseball, One Liners

The timing was just right for the whole family to be together at the top of the stairs to catch the sunset out the hallway window.

Post date August 12, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In family, One Liners

I’m a stir the pre-stirred yogurt sort of stirrer. Stirring’s a craft and no one stirs how I stir.

Post date August 1, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In One Liners, Personal

One of those neighborhood libraries in someone’s front yard, but for vinyl records.

Post date July 2, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In Music, One Liners

Scratch that — that was someone else’s wedding ring. Mine is still very much lost and will likely stay that way, so I’m considering a tattoo replacement.

Post date May 13, 2024
Post author By Geoff Graham
Post categories In One Liners, Personal

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