The Lumberjane Song

SINGER
I’m a lumberjane and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I code all day

NERD CHOIR

She’s a lumberjane and she’s OK
She sleeps all night and codes all day

I write clean code, I mentor youth
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I race bicycles
Mine’s…


This content originally appeared on raganwald.com and was authored by Reginald Braithwaite

SINGER
I’m a lumberjane and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I code all day

NERD CHOIR

She’s a lumberjane and she’s OK
She sleeps all night and codes all day

I write clean code, I mentor youth
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I race bicycles
Mine’s espresso, if you please

She writes clean code, mentors youth
She goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays she races bicycles
Hers is espresso, if you please

She’s a lumberjane and she’s OK
She sleeps all night and codes all day

I write clean code, I mentor youth
I march against injustice
I can’t stand wearing high heels
And play roller derby

She writes clean code, she mentors youths
She marches against injustice
She can’t stand wearing high heels
And plays roller derby…?

(The nerds begin to look uncomfortable, but brighten up as they go into the chorus.)

She’s a lumberjane and she’s OK
She sleeps all night and codes all day

I write clean code, don’t give a damn
What reddit thinks is right
I’m taking back, my human rights
Just like my dear mama

She writes clean code, doesn’t give a damn
What reddit thinks is right???

(The nerd choir mumbles angrily, and the song breaks down. The singer skates off, whistling the tune cheerfully.)


This content originally appeared on raganwald.com and was authored by Reginald Braithwaite


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